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diff --git a/published/Webmonkey/Monkey_Bites/2007/02.12.06/Tue/valday.txt b/published/Webmonkey/Monkey_Bites/2007/02.12.06/Tue/valday.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ce2c812 --- /dev/null +++ b/published/Webmonkey/Monkey_Bites/2007/02.12.06/Tue/valday.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +It's nearly Valentine's Day, or Evil Marketing Wednesday as I like to call it, and to help you out with any last minute shopping confusion, Amazon has put together [a humorous list][3] of things your Valentine probably won't enjoy: + +* A really awesome sounding book entitled: Taxidermy Today +* Tick Nipper: Tick Removal Tool +* Wolf Urine Lure 32 oz +* Tapeworms: A Medical Dictionary, Bibliography, And Annotated Research Guide To Internet References + +And quite a bit more, including this, which I would personally be thrilled to receive on Valentine's or any other day: [Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre][1]. + +[via The Consumerist][2] + +[1]: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0976654601/ref=cm_gift_gg_0976654601/102-0123733-3528963 "Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre (Paperback)" +[2]: http://consumerist.com/consumer/amazon/amazons-valentines-day-bad-gift-ideas-236272.php "Amazon's Valentine's Day Bad Gift Ideas" +[3]: http://consumerist.com/consumer/amazon/amazons-valentines-day-bad-gift-ideas-236272.php "Amazon's Valentine's Day Bad Gift Ideas"
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