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If you've ever dreamed of putting Waffle House in your house, or camp, Blackstone's griddle is a close as you're likely to get. It's not as big as the flat top at your favorite diner, but it's functionally the same. Dreaming of camp breakfasts where your potatoes slowly simmer in the lake of grease coming off your sizzling bacon? This is the camp stove you need. It's not evenly distributed heat (there's an H-shaped burner under the flat top), but that's a feature, allowing you to speed and slow cooking by moving things around. Pair this with a [good portable grill](https://www.wired.com/story/best-portable-grills/) and you'll be the most popular chef in the campground.